Hortense & Puddles Advise

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HORTENSE & PUDDLES ADVISE ! 

Advice  from me, myself, Mrs. Dr. Hortense They,  gathered over my  80 plus experienced and years shared here exclusively! Unless you share elsewhere... I, Mrs. Dr. Hortense They, pray I can be useful by helping you with simple insights into living life more fully. Perhaps my experience, advice and secrets will reveal special counsel for you and your loved ones or help you through a rainy day. Return each week to find out what I'm advising, gather abundant blessings and share them with whomever you desire! I'm seasoned well and sure to tell and give you lot's of pointers for living well. Puddles will be putting a good 2 cents worth now and then as well.

WARNING: By order of Naomi: PROLONGED EXCESSIVE EXPOSURE TO THE MIND OF HORTENSE THEY, MAY BE ACCOMPANIED BY SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS AN URGE TO SHOP OR FAST TALK. BROWSE CAREFULLY! EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION! CONSULT THE MOST HIGH GOD IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE SYMPTOMS.

NIFTY ADVICE OF THE WEEK:

12/2/2019 It's that time of year when friends and families think about visiting one another and loving on each other...but,but,but... some people won't be or be able to do that because of finances, distance, other difficulties or sadly because of breaches between them like unforgiving, bitter spirits that rule and reign over their lives. I'm in the prayer closet seeking God's forgiving heart to become theirs. No one will be more miserable during what should be the most festive time of the year than these, well I call them "grim reapers" . They live in all the negatives of anger, resentment, emotional wrath and everything contrary to the reason came to earth for...to forgive us of our sins and sinful nature and naughty doings. The grim reapers are NOT following the way the truth and the life that Christ Jesus came to demonstrate. What the unforgiving grim reapers  are reaping is their own grim atmosphere. Their root of bitterness is doing to them exactly what the Bible says...springing up, defiling them and many. They ruin the happiness they personally could be enjoying, if they could just muster up a true  forgiving spirit and  leave the past where it belongs...in the past. It's really simple for the pure in heart and motive, but for those who focus on satisfying self , reaping vengeance , punishing others and constantly pointing at  the wrongdoings of others forgiveness becomes more and more increasingly difficult. So I'm praying for them and pray you will too so they don't have to continue being tormented and tormenting others. A true forgiving spirit smooths the path to Christ-like relationship. "Love" after all "covers a multitude of sins"  I Peter 4:8.

11/25/2019 "Bee in your bonnet? Come on now it's winter and you still haven't let that bee go? Keeping that bumblie on top of your noggin; for what? It's bound to get antsy and when it does you could be in for an owie soooooooooo put a nix to the thing that's keeping you keeping the bee in your bonnet! The or else is too risky to risk.

11/18/2019 "Clear direction" Have you ever moved just because you wanted something without having clear direction? Come-on; get real; you know when you've moved on what you've wanted in spite of the fact that there's been that little or sometimes big huge gargantuan warning inside your head and heart. It was all connected to your spirit and to God's spirit and He wants what's best for you so He sent the warnings. Heads up! Pay attention to the warnings!! We should all have learned from the times we've trespassed paying attention and moved from waiting for clear direction that it didn't go well soooooooooooo... wait for clear direction and just be a knowin... The only really true clear direction comes from God. Prayer bones and bowed heart make ready to seek the Lord!

11/11/2019 Don't let your mind wander. Get a hold of your thoughts. Don't let your mind run a muck! It will try to get away from you during the day and keep you dwelling upon troubling thoughts that will torment your soul, but you can have control.Keep your mind stayed upon the Lord and you'll be kept in perfect peace (Isaiah 26:3).

11/4/2019 Deep in thought? At some point during the day you most likely will be thinking deeply and seriously about something.  This week my wise and handsome husbandman is talking about "pondering" He's a deep ponderer! I advise you to read what Thaddeus has written because it's going to lead you to wise pondering!

10/28/2019 Be certain your spiritual foundations are right and solid in the Word of the Lord and His foundational principles and so also will the foundations you build in the natural be! If your heart and motives are right before the Lord He will lead and guide you to build strong solid foundations in both the spiritual and natural that will be worth your while and stand.

10/21/2019 Having a heart owie? Troubled in spirit? Feel as though you're going through the trial of a lifetime? Don't take it to heart. Pour out your heart before the Lord and let Him heal the throbbing troubling owies laying the heart owies before His great throne of grace. The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saves such as be of a contrite spirit. During these times dwell in the secret place of the most High abiding under the shadow of the Almighty. Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God because he cares about your heart! With Thanksgiving?...YES!!! Because He's listening for you, watching for you to come, caring and loving you! He wants to walk with you, talk with you and make it alright and restore you to all rightness! If your troubled heart is because of wrongdoing be sure to check your heart and spirit for contriteness! Seek Him. Seek His presence!   

10/14/2019 Go ahead, wonder, question, do your research and think it through carefully in prayer before God's great throne of grace. I's all part of developing relationship with God, drawing closer to Him and finding the truths you need to walk in for success. By the way it's most likely God's Holy Spirit stirring those questions within so they can develop relationship with God and draw you closer to Him, and get your questions answered if you look heavenward to the right source!

10/7/2019 If you don't ask and you don't seek you just might not find what you're looking for! So open peepers; both physical and spiritual and pay attention to Matthew 7:7and 8. Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and you shall find; knock, and it shall be opened to you: For every one that asks receives; and he that seeks finds; and to him that knocks it shall be opened". Just be sure you're asking the right source!

9/30/2019  Meaning communicates something that is not always directly expressed. What's the meaning you're personally wanting to convey to others about yourself? Are you looking for a meaning to communicate? Are you looking for personal meaning because you don't feel you have a meaning to express? Think about it. And think about the fact that you can have some choices in your meaning and while you're at it, mean to have worthwhile expressive meaning!

9/23/2019  What's in a name? A lot! We're known by our name; Good, bad, indifferent... Doesn't mean what people think they know about us and our name is true...But what God knows is true. 

9/16/2019 Some people say "It's a dog's world" some "A woman's world" But let's be truthful; It's God's world. Treat it so!

9/9/2019 Have courage! Not always easy when the cards of evil seem stacked against you but keep in mind that satan is an illusionist. He majors in deception so making it look like he's going to win doesn't mean he will! In fact ...he's always a looser. Sooner or later he's gonna get his just deserts and every evil thing he tries will fail for him in the end. Further more, God is working it all for our good! OK, you might not see or feel it right away and sometimes it takes a lot longer than what we would like to experience God's victory and we go through circumstances we'd rather not go through, but it's all part of the illusion satan himself is defeated by. With Christ we always win!

9/2/2019 When someone is bending over backwards to try and show you God's mercy through correction and discipline of the right ways of God don't run the other way. Receiving God's  mercy is going to be a whole lodda bunches easier than the wrath you're going to bring on yourself if you resist God's correction. Recognize that there's always a price to pay if you want true mercy for your errors but it's nodda in comparison to the price you'll pay of you go you're own way. Seek God for a heart of true repentance and receive His mercy! 

8/26/2019 You can lead a horse or other critters to water but you can't make em drink. So true and sadly so sometimes. Dry parched and thirsting to death you can lead a person to living water and they still might not drink, but at the least they have the chance to quench their earthly empty thirsts. Yes indeedie; Lead them to the free flowing LIVING WATERS of JESUS CHRIST and let them know they will never thirst again if they drink from that fountain of life!

8/19/2019 Warn the wicked doers and be a true watchman watching out for the good in others that is dormant or OK sometimes totally nonexistent but can possibly be instilled in them. Prick their conscience, if they have one and urge them on to good works iffin your heart and conscience is being convicted that what they're doing  is wrong. If they hear you then you  just may save a soul from going the wrong direction downward.. if you get my drift!If tey don't hear you, at least you've done right.

8/4/2019 If you have true love in your heart you'll do anything to save another from certain eternal death.Even if they've wronged you you'll  care for their soul. No matter what they think you'll follow scripture and maybe even save yourself. "When I say unto the wicked, You shalt surely die; and you give him not warning, nor speak  to warn the wicked from his wicked way, to save his life; the same wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at your hand. Yet if you warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but you hast delivered your soul. Again, When a righteous man does turn from his righteousness, and commit iniquity, and I lay a stumbling-block before him, he shall die: because you hast not given him warning, he shall die in his sin, and his righteousness which he hath done shall not be remembered; but his blood will I require at your hand. Nevertheless if you warn the righteous man, that the righteous sin not, and he doth not sin, he shall surely live, because he is warned; also you have delivered your soul.

8/11/2019 Warn the wicked when needed!. Give em truth from scripture and deliver your soul!  "If thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul".

7/29/2019 Greed makes your heart blind. The only corrective lenses that will enable you to see come from the Word of God and prayer. Seek them out and be delivered of selfish self-centered gain.God will supply your need and you'll have no need for greed! 

7/15/2019 Keep moving forward! Moving backwards or standing still will only take you past points you've already passed and don't need to pass by again. Standing still will keep you stagnant whereas moving forward will launch you towards new adventures in life that are waiting to be lived out!!!

7/8/2019 Keep your mind and peepers on target with your tasks and look well into whatever matters really matter. You've heard what they say... "The devil is in the details" So check out all the details with careful consideration and prayer.  Don't overlook the necessaries. Look well into your doings before doing!

7/1/2019 Some matters need to moved on quickly. Like taking the sour milk out of someones hand before they drink it and it needs to be done in one fell swoop without hesitation or second thinking the situation! If you know it's right just move swiftly and do it!!!

6/24/2019 Be found a virtuous woman if you are a woman!  "Who can find a virtuous woman?For her price is far above rubies". Proverbs 31:10.That means you'll be found to be  righteous, good, moral, morally correct, ethical, upright, upstanding, high-minded, right-minded, right-thinking, principled, exemplary, clean, law-abiding, lawful, irreproachable, blameless, guiltless, unimpeachable, just, honest, honorable, un-bribable, incorruptible, and anti-corruptible! Pretty squeaky clean in God's eyes! 

6/10/2019 Keep cool! Not talking temperature  but temper cool. Don't loose it and get all hot-headed and blow your cool because if you do your personal person temperature could rise and you just might blow a gasket, overheat and who knows what could happen to your entire personal person after that? Stay cool, calm and collected!

5/3/2019 Get ahead of the game !!!Stay on top of things and finish what you're doing and then move on. Multi tasking is OK to a point, but if it causes you to neglect getting done what needs to be done and you're late you're not rally one step ahead of the game; you'll find you're re behind!

5/27/2019 Always stay ahead of the game! Five  minutes early can be twenty  minutes late sometimes so think about being where you've got to be early! 

5/20/2019 Let people think what they want about you. No sense in trying to make some of them see the light of truth when you've heard they're talking behind your back and never bothered to get your side of the story. That just let's you know they've already made up their minds and besides...It's a blessing in disguise. How so? You now know, since they never came to find out your side of the story what they're made of.

5/13/2019 Decline if you're asked to answer questions you don't know the answers to. Bow out gracefully and let people wonder if you know the answers or not.

5/6/ 2019 If you're goal is doing nothing you're going to have a hard time because you'll never know when you're done. So my advice is do something, understand about how long it should take, stay within reasonable time limits and make sure it's something worthwhile doing before you start.

4/29/2019 Share your smile with someone today! Share your smile with someone tomorrow! Share your smile with someone everyday!!! Share a smile with yourself, keep it inside and share it outside too!

4/22/2019 HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, RESURRECTION EASTER SUNDAY!!! BE HAPPY IN THE LIFE OF THE RISEN CHRIST!

4/15/2019 USE IT OR LOOSE! There's a couple of ways of looking at that. N0.1. If you have something in your possession and you're not using it and it's worth while to someone else... Give it away! No. 2. If you have something like a gift or Atalanta and you're not using it...you could loose it...as in not putting it to good use. So ; USE IT OR LOOSE IT.

4/8/2019 April showers bring May flowers and more! Time to start getting the garden, the seeds and plants ready. The sun will be shining longer to make those veggies and flowers grow so be ready!

4/1/2019 Some advice to go along with last weeks advice; "Die to yourself and live unto Christ"! Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that from now on we should not serve sin. The place you give life to sin is in you... but Jesus Christ was sinless so Beloved...Exchange your life for the life of Christ living within you and destroy sin!
 

3/25/2019 Some great advice for you today and for every day!  "DON'T believe a lie and make certain that you are not the one making a lie to share with others and don't lie to yourself too neither" ! Know yourself and know God. Let Him love in you and you won't have to be concerned about lies!Love the truth!

3/18/2019 What's your problem? I'm not getting personal and I'm not even asking you to share your problem with me. Everyone knows I'm not nosey. But, but, but, if you've got a problem I'm here to advise you where to take it. The best place to solve the issue will be in prayer before God's Great Throne of Great Grace. He's waiting! He loves you! 

3/11/2019  So those of you reading my advice noticed that for the last three weeks my Thaddeus and I have been quoting the same scriptures. There's a reason for that. We've been talking amongst ourselves and it's important! DO IT! "And the LORD your God will circumcise your heart, and the heart of your seed, to love the LORD your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, that you may live. ". Deuteronomy 30:6. In that I command you this day to love the LORD your God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his commandments and his statutes and his judgments, that you may live and multiply: and the LORD your God shall bless you in the land where you go to possess it.Verse 16 same chapter.

3/4/2019 "A lawyer, asked Jesus  a question, tempting him, and saying, Master, which is the great commandment in the law?Jesus said to him, You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like to it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself."Matthew 22:32-38DO IT!

2/25/2019 "Love the LORD your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your might". Deuteronomy 6:5 Not a choice if we belong to God. "And these words, which I command you this day, shall be in your heart" vs.6. DO IT!

2/18/2019 How are your peepers? Have you ever considered that you may be seeing eternal thing happen right before them but the only perspectives you're comprehending right now are temporal? You may not have the whole picture, see everything God is doing and therefore you're not getting the eternal purpose behind the happening. You're on a need to know basis and right now resign yourself to the fact that you may not yet need to know. If  and when you do God will let you know what you need to know.  Praise His Holy Name!!!

2/11/2019 You may think I'm not a deep thinker but, but, but I am! I think and consider and pray about probabilities, possibilities , availabilities and all sorts of abilities and even what seem to be impossibilities...then after I have consulted the highest authority, God Himself and His Holy Word I offer His advice and His abilities so that expands all the probabilities, possibilities, availabilities and all sorts of abilities and also makes nothing impossible with Him.   

2/4/2019 It's cold outside and for some in our nation inside too! Be sure and check on those elderly neighbors and those others you know that might have some needs. and just a little extra advice :In the winter months  when using the oven keep these super savings tips in mind. First of all it's OK to turn your oven off 10 minutes or so before the meal buzzer goes off. And when you take your meal out of the oven, leave the door open for a while sharing the interior heat with the house and yourself! Keep safe and warm!!!

1/28/2019 Recently met someone whose out to deceive a lot of other people for self gain.My advice is "REPENT" because the only gain you're going to gain in the long run is the loss of your soul if you don't.

1/21/2019 You'll notice in the picture above both Puddles and myself are enriching our lives by reading. Well OK I'm reading and Puddles is listening but I digress: Point is this week I'm encouraging you to pick up a good book and read. The Bible of course, daily!!! but but, but you can be enriched by reading and studying and pondering over the thoughts recorded by others in lot's of places like in newspapers, novels, magazines, and sometimes even by reading the fine print on boxes and bottles. Fact is you can pick up some facts or simply enjoy a well written fictional account. Puddles and I enjoy some fiction, but personally favor real true life story accounts about missionaries and those who have been in service to God. Check some of those out; be enriched and enjoy!    

1/14/2019 Give the best advice! How do you know what the best advice is?Open Bible pages after prayer. You'll find it.

1/7/2019 For the most prosperous new year for your soul we advise you to tune in more frequently than ever before for lot's more really good continuing advice from the scriptures through diligent continued reading of the Holy Bible!